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The Gerald Chronicles

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Current situation

You walk to the floor-3 vending machine. It is, indeed, empty of crisps. But something else catches your eye: slot B7 contains what appears to be a very old, very determined Twix. It is the only thing left. It costs £1.80. You have £1.60 in your pocket.