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The Gerald Chronicles

All the News About Gerald — Nothing More, Nothing Less


Current situation

You find 22p on the floor near the photocopier. You are briefly the luckiest person alive. You buy the Twix. It has been in there since at least 2023. It is incredible. You will think about this Twix for years.

★ Happy Ending

Gerald, Against All Odds, Is Fine.

Gerald’s story ends here. For now.

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