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Current situation

The URGENT email is from Dave. It reads: 'Hey team, just a reminder — the vending machine on floor 3 is OUT OF CRISPS. I've escalated to Facilities. Stay strong. — Dave.' There are 14 reply-all responses. One is from someone named Karen who has ' sent from my iPhone' in the signature and wrote only 'K'.