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The Gerald Chronicles

All the News About Gerald — Nothing More, Nothing Less

You use the 80p to buy the last packet of shortbread for the shared kitchen. People talk about it for weeks. A legend is born. You never reveal it was you.

★ Happy Ending

Gerald, Against All Odds, Is Fine.

Gerald’s story ends here. For now.

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